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  • Saturday, November 26, 2022 12:40 PM
    November has arrived, and winter has moved in with us Northlanders like a loutish brother-in-law who came for a weekend and stayed for six months.  
  • Saturday, November 12, 2022 10:49 AM
    She was hanging around a dingy pawnshop when I first saw her. I’m a happily married man, but something told me I simply had to have her.
  • Saturday, October 29, 2022 1:55 PM
    My wife and I were visited by aliens a few years ago.
  • Saturday, October 15, 2022 1:45 PM
    It’s been said that a few key innovations fostered the rise of civilization. A list of such inventions invariably includes the wheel, the lever and frozen pizza.
  • Monday, September 26, 2022 1:16 PM
    It’s been 40 years since my wife quietly whispered a certain little something in my ear, two tiny words that caused me to exclaim, “You’re what?”  
  • Monday, September 12, 2022 4:20 PM
        It's the time of year when the days are growing shorter, the nights are becoming longer, and Americans are spending more and more of their time indoors, participating in their favorite pleasure-inducing activity. 
  • Monday, August 29, 2022 10:35 AM
    Dixieland has always been somewhat of an enigma to me. As a kid, I viewed the South merely as the landmass which occupies the lower right-hand portion of the map, that exotic region where they grow cotton and eat gumbo.
  • Monday, August 15, 2022 2:11 PM
    My wife and I have discovered during our forays into big cities that we don’t especially like big cities.
  • Monday, July 25, 2022 10:44 AM
    Seeing her there at the roadside nearly caused me to lose control.
  • Monday, July 11, 2022 9:55 AM
    The way I see it, the entire debacle was the stupid radio’s fault.  
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