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  • Monday, August 10, 2020 9:15 AM
        It has been said that a handful of key inventions enabled the rise of civilization. A short list of such inventions invariably includes the wheel, the lever and the screw top beer bottle.
  • Monday, July 27, 2020 9:15 AM
        I was prowling the bookstore the other day when, just beyond the Harry Potter wing, I bumped into a section that dealt exclusively with celebrity cookbooks.
  • Monday, July 13, 2020 1:38 PM
        When our two sons were teenagers, I developed a deep appreciation for the many talents that those budding proto humans possessed.
  • Monday, June 29, 2020 10:24 AM
        The capacity to produce music has never been my forte. I am one of those who could not carry a tune even if you bolted a handle onto it.
  • Monday, June 15, 2020 9:26 AM
        In my opinion, the New Year’s celebration comes at the wrong time of year. Instead of January – at a time when it seems as if the entire planet is locked in frozen darkness – the passing of the old year into the new should be commemorated in the spring.
  • Saturday, May 23, 2020 8:45 AM
        It is difficult for a full-time dairy farmer to take vacations. Those cows have to be milked every day, and it is nearly impossible to find a hotel whose complementary breakfast includes generous helpings of alfalfa hay.    
  • Monday, May 11, 2020 12:52 PM
        Our education system is a lot like the weather. Everybody talks about it, but nobody does anything about it.
  • Monday, April 27, 2020 10:48 AM
        It is easy to recall the good times, happy occasions such as weddings, the birth of a child, and that joyous day when you thought you had won the Powerball.    
  • Monday, April 13, 2020 2:44 PM
        High school would have been a lot more tolerable for me if it had not been for all those stupid classes. 
  • Monday, March 30, 2020 7:32 AM
        A guy never knows when he will be called upon to save an entire gender.
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